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Linux Commands You Didn’t Know Were This Funny | by Abhinav Pathak | The Pythoneers | May, 2025 | Medium (medium.com)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Meh, should have gone with:

alias sex "updatedb; locate; talk; date; cd; strip; look; touch; finger; unzip; uptime; gawk; head; apt-get install condom; mount; fsck; gasp; more; yes; yes; yes; more; umount; apt-get remove --purge condom; make clean; sleep"