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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon misfires (slrpnk.net)
submitted 10 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
17 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon disrupts the gaming industry (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 12 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
31 comments fedilink
 
 
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327
Anon on hobby communities (lemm.ee)
submitted 11 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
7 comments fedilink
 
 
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694
Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
194 comments fedilink
 
 
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502
Anon has marital problems (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
111 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon likes lava lamps (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
4 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon makes weed eggs (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
72 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon gets plastered (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
36 comments fedilink
 
 
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333
Anon has reached enlightened cope. (discuss.online)
submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
31 comments fedilink
 
 
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361
Anon hates spiders (lemmy.world)
submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
16 comments fedilink
 
 
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708
Anon is a white hat hacker (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
45 comments fedilink
 
 
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336
Anons share life hacks (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon does military service (slrpnk.net)
submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
20 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon watches Truman (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
13 comments fedilink
 
 
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530
Anon doesn't like spears (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
30 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon is a math prodigy (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
26 comments fedilink
 
 

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Anon stops an intruder. (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
5 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon makes an impression (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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The gods are with Anon (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
34 comments fedilink
 
 

Text isn't green in this one, but it feels like a greentext.

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Anon eats lunch alone (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
70 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon tries to be attractive (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
34 comments fedilink
 
 
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442
Anon doesn't have an alibi (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
19 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon hears a noise (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
16 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon doesn't like Batman Beyond (lemmy.ml)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
12 comments fedilink
 
 
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Anon reads the news (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
149 comments fedilink
 
 
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