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Skateboard weighs like 2kg.
I weigh like 100 kg. Yeah, fat fuck, I know.
Cliffs don't have a defined height, but let's say 100 m.
Speed at impact is like 45 m/s.
Have to kick skateboard downwards at 2250 m/s, or 8100 km/h to neutralise speed. That requires about 5 megajoules of energy.
Lose only about 0.13 kg of fat to kick board that hard but become deaf from the board becoming supersonic.
6/10, wouldn't do that again.
Just use a big rock instead :) just need 10 kilojoules of energy for a 1 ton rock. Even less for a bigger rock.
How are you going to do a kickflip with a rock?
Just use a big rock instead
What do you think a cliff is?
About 100m?
And spherical