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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Just use a big rock instead :) just need 10 kilojoules of energy for a 1 ton rock. Even less for a bigger rock.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

How are you going to do a kickflip with a rock?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Just use a big rock instead

What do you think a cliff is?

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