Everyday Bingo

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Laying in bed in the morning until the very last second, trying to talk yourself into calling in sick (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Cat deeply offended you wanted to poop in the bathroom with the door closed (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Trying to decide if the sensation you're feeling is existential dread or indigestion (lemmy.sdf.org)
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You go to take a drink of your beverage the exact same time someone sitting next to you goes to take a drink of theirs, and somehow that feels really awkward (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Keys rhythmically jingling in your pocket in a manner that annoys you, so you reshuffle them until they remain silent while you walk (lemmy.sdf.org)
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A streaming provider interrupting a very serious and somber documentary every 20 minutes to show you the same shitty commercial (lemmy.sdf.org)
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A snack mix poured into a bowl, not out of convenience, but rather so you can pick out the good bits first (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Squeeze bottle of ketchup overshooting it's mark (lemmy.sdf.org)
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A real cool dude drag racing down your residential street at 1:00 AM (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Wearing sunglasses like they're a security blanket (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Someone has a laughing fit, and all of the sudden everyone is having a laughing fit (lemmy.sdf.org)
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It's time to cut your fingernails (lemmy.sdf.org)
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You have a tooth you know needs to be looked at, but you'd rather just wait until it becomes painful and expensive (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Spending a hot day outside, leisurely in the shade (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Pocket full of cash, and you've just seen a big ol' ass (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Euphoria achieved by crawling into a freshly washed set of sheets (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Stinky pits an hour into the day despite your morning shower, fresh clothes, and deodorant (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Making a text-only post because media on your home instance is broken again (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Cat looking very pleased with itself while you scoop poop out of the litter (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Going to the Grocery Store at night and meeting the most interesting character you have ever met, even though you cannot understand what they are saying (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Learning something new at work and it makes you feel good (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Getting to the age where you're sore the next day just from sleeping in your bed (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Deep, lingering sense of dread, but it's probably nothing (lemmy.sdf.org)
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Having to sneeze with a mouthful of food, knowing there's no escaping the collateral damage that's about to occur (lemmy.sdf.org)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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Touching a brass doorknob and then your hand smells weird (lemmy.sdf.org)
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