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What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

There's a bit more context in the full comics on the web site

It's usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don't think I'll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

Several beings perish each cycle from this

Autoanatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching itself

I don't know why addressing a cat as "cat" is the funniest thing ever

Dehydration was never an option

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

Shit, wish I saw this thread before I donated $100

I could pet 3 isopods

I once got passed by two speeding DeLoreans. I ended up catching up to them when we all hit a traffic jam.

You win a free trip to the Hague