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what's wrong with osmium?

"AceFuzzLord, has cum 13 times to the same blue bird boy"

how to not be ugly:

1. don't be exhausted

2. don't have any dirt on you

3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you're in

4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

at this rate HL3 will be full-dive V.R.

probably, just look at how many people are retiring to Vietnam.

#buyoutsnotbailouts

🎵you load 16 tons, waddaya get? another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don't you call me cuz I can't gooooooo, I owe my soul to the company store. 🎵

Has worked alongside colleges to artificially increase tuition costs to the benefit of both

Expects people to pay them for 90% of their adult life

Shocked pikachu face when people figure it out and are mad.

Sallie Mae is the company that owns the majority of student loans in the united states.

suck is forever

I should call her

Canada wrote half of the Geneva convention with blood.

we are neither blood, nor flesh. we are a lump of meaty fat with electricity running through it piloting a meat suit.