thepianistfroggollum

You'd almost have to intentionally search for toys these days that aren't silicone, abs, glass, or metal, though.

You can actually get anal plugs that have ball bearings in them that bounce around as you move, so you get vibration without electric parts.

But ultimately, it's just something you've gotta try a few different things until you find something that works for your body. There's a few hundred silicone prostate massagers out there.

The way I searched was using AliExpress. They're the exact same thing as the $10-20 ones on Amazon for $2-5, if you can wait a few weeks.

I'd recommend getting a set to start with until you find what insertable length works best for you. Unfortunately, whomever designs the toys seem to think that longer massagers need to be thicker too, so you might need to work up to one.

Some people do work hard. My aunt and uncle in law have an airbnb that they spent like 9 months renovating.

Not every landlord is a money hungry corporation.

My other uncle in law is only a landlord because he inherited the property.

I can see you've never had to mop up a great Dane accident. They're basically made of piss.

Our great Dane does this. If he doesn't want a treat, he'll go and put it by our small dogs' kennels for them to have. He also won't eat treats he likes unless the small dogs get one too.

And, oddly enough, he's the only dog I've ever encountered that can free feed (great Danes are notoriously food motivated). But water, though. We have to chase him away from the bowl or he'll sit there and drink the whole thing.

Because if you die from not wearing proper PPE, that's on you.

If things are orderly then they're predictable.

It's really only one death since 3 idiots weren't wearing helmets.

It's not super unreasonable, tbh. I pickup the prescriptions for my SO and myself, and by this point the staff just has our scripts ready when we get to the front of the line.

It's going to be the same for any business that you frequent (if you're friendly to the employees)

It's the internet, so I'm not sure why anyone would be surprised.

The constitution doesn't guarantee magazine sizes.

Sometimes I think it must be nice to be so ignorant.