tektite

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

Never admit to being a powerball winner.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

"Yeah, I like tons of metal bands! ...just not sure which ones as I can't read any of their names."

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago

I cook Arch btw

ding!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

ADHD contains twelve "r's"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"Forget it Donny, you're out of your element!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

We had an Apple computer in the late 80s/early 90s though I couldn't tell you which one. I vaguely remember playing a game involving bear astronauts catching falling apples in baskets but have never been able to figure out what it was.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

"I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad."

-Jack Handey

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

In other words, this is not a situation where someone who's currently alive had agreed to something in a click-through many years ago and is now suing.

The wife was the doctor who died. The husband is who is suing and also who signed up for the D+ trial so yes it is but on behalf of someone who cannot sue as she is dead.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No. We have a perfectly good White House at home!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah Bender, me too! I'm literally angry with rage!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Really putting a lot of faith in the worm's carpentry skills here...

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