When I discovered this cookbook, I printed it out on regular printer paper and spent an hour or two hardcover binding it with a bookcloth spine and fancy foreign cover papers with gold foil and flocking. It looks so nice!
Then I immediately had to use it because I can manage professionally binding a shitty printout of the Sad Bastard Cookbook, but I cannot adequately feed myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This cookbook is great!
Evil Ass Educators Suppress Time Cube, and dumb ass students condone such evil. Cubeless institutions are spreaders of evil, and students lack mentality to challenge it.
I bestow upon myself the "Doctorate of Cubicism", for educators are ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube Principle and cannot bestow the prestigious honor of wisdom upon the wisest human ever.
The entire country of the United States - 300 million people - are cut off from enjoying Kinder Surprise. Are you equally outraged about that?
I'm not the person you're responding to and I don't care about twitter but
YES! If I want to choke on a toy hidden inside a chocolate egg then THAT SHOULD BE MY RIGHT!!!
IT'S IN THE HORSE SECTION AT THE FARM STORE SO YES IT IS HORSE SHAMPOO! BUT THE SKELETONS WITH HAIR FOUND OUT THE HORSES' SECRETS AND NOW IT IS YOURS!
I'M SURE IT MAKES YOUR TAIL AND COAT JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOUR MANE MFR! AROOOOOOO!
Hugs from an internet stranger!
He's just prototyping the teeth for his Mad Scientist halloween costume.
"Man, I'm so nervous. I mean first and second grade were easy but social studies, division? This is gonna be tough!"
Mickse.cx
Occasionally they will have the model on a license plate frame.
Bring an anchovy pizza and see how many anchovies you can drop down into the back of his suit before he notices?
Krokodil!