tektite

joined 7 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

He's been at the Milk Plus again. Dammit Korova Milk Bar, stop sharpening him up for the old Ultra Violence!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (4 children)

He is definitely losing supporters. I know a postal carrier in one of the worst red states and after both recent debates she's been seeing longstanding trump flags and bumper stickers disappear from houses on her route.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Magazines cost $14 now!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If it's an Anti-woke uniform I imagine it'll have a vinyl window over the crotch so everyone can see that you're going into the bathroom that matches your genitalia. And of course it'll have a flame thrower so you can burn all the books. You'll probably need the skin color chart from Family Guy; better add grey and green on there to identify the extra-terrestrial aliens. Don't forget your shoes must have heels because all the best Anti-woke crusaders wear heels!

Hmm, what else...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RESIST ALIEN SOCK THEFT! Use a mesh bag to keep all your socks together in the washer. Human sock retention is everyone's responsibility!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Dan Foreman can go with him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Atmospheres with frickin atom bombs attached to their heads!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (4 children)

ok grandma, let's get you to reddit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Don't forget the litter boxes!!

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