tektite

joined 7 months ago

Elon Musk Injects 'Sizable Amount' of Cash to Pro-Trump Super PAC: Report in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Put out a few rusty spoons and ol' salad fingers'll show you a game.

Loyalty in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But what if you put lipstick on it

Nikki Haley releases her delegates so they can back Donald Trump at the RNC next week in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

For free?? Never!

If you could create your own country, what would you name it? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

New America

Children is bugs in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago

I wonder how Maua would feel if they named her Paul instead.

Anyone Else Noticing Increasingly Conservative Commentary from Outside Instances? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You've got a typo in your community name

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Big Trouble In Little China (1986 720p) in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

wearing lipstick Ahh you know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

"Who?"

Jack Burton! Me!

Since America is bringing back kings what other kind of stuff is on your medieval wishlist? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (3 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) How many ass slices per person?

Oklahoma Prepares to Kill Another Man Who Says He’s Innocent in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

I believe the jury wasn't even allowed to know about the "you're fucked" inscription as it was deemed prejudicial. That cop had decided by the time he's pointing his gun at you, "you're fucked" but somehow that's not relevant to the case of the innocent man he murdered.

The Fediverse in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Ohh so THAT'S what all those "I identify as an attack helicopter" people were talking about!

These Are the Rules of the CNN Presidential Debate in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Person, woman, man, camera, tv"

Fearing Losses, Banks Are Quietly Dumping Real Estate Loans in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel any better, I liked your joke and even read it in raccoon hat kid's voice.