Worked at a job that aggressively destroyed unsold product to the point that we had a form to fill out and needed a witness to sign it.
Coworker and I "witnessed" each other "pulverizing" stuffed toys by passing them along to needy children orgs and "dumpstering" other products in thrift store donation bins.
Fuck their "brand integrity" when they're throwing out perfectly good products to make room for more crap people don't need.
Well, you do use the luxury bones to eat it
"Are you serious? Fuckin slug? Ohh my god, he is so fuckin ugly."
One can orange spray tan;
One frilly glue-on hairpiece;
One gold (plated) medallion of maga hat;
One pair of Italian boots;
One vinyl record album: Hitler's Greatest Speeches;
One sociopath-made Project 2025;
One credit card receipt for pushing Project 2025, signed to Donald Trump;
One warranty card for the presidency, filled out by The Heritage Foundation;
One book Project 2025 and Me: (This Sort of Thing is My Bag, Baby) by Donald Trump.
Just sign the form.
How dare you
Hmm...one we can blame on the people, the other seems to be the fault of the government. I wonder which it could be!!
A whole dollar?? You'll bankrupt spez at that rate!! How ever will he catch up to Jeff and the Muskrat if he's out here giving these "users" the money he wants to keep?
Ah, of course! It has been far too long since I've watched My Cousin Vinny and I shall take this as a sign that it's time.
Are all of your clients cats or just that one?
I was already tired!
Looks like the crypt keeper from Tales from the Crypt
I'm new to Linux and was struggling to print from LibreOffice the other day because my printer suddenly wasn't listed.
Hi, yeah, the printer wasn't plugged into the computer.