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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, 2999 BC is after the invention of scissors. The scissors were invented and the rock mains started bragging when they realized they always win. 3001 BC would be before the invention of scissors so they would have no one to brag to since they always draw.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

Rock mains in -2999 BC: git gud scrubs

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago

My bike is my pride and joy but good god she is also a money sink.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

My best friend is Victor Frankenstein is how I read it.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 13 hours ago

I would bet most of those voices originate from a dark room filled with instigators and rabble rousers located in an adversarial nation.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

It was also featured in Arrival.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Make it like Bandersnatch so maybe I die on the trail or maybe i make it to Abernathy Green.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago

I’m fairly certain their end goal is uneducated women like the Taliban. Easier to control that way.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why not just use Red Star Linux? I thought Jong Un and Vlad were besties.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)
 

Description: A meme with Mot from The Next Generation cutting Captain Picard's hair. Below the text reads: Make it so. There is no challenge too great for those who have the will and haircut to make it so.

 
 
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Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

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