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Nah, those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up. And they have a whole playbook ready for it this time, so things are gonna get interesting and tragic sooner than later.

Bonus points that if we make through, we can look forward to new exciting wars about water resources and inhospitable climate problems

Cool story, bro.

PLEASE GO VOTE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY

The sun hurts when you stare at it.

Look, I can do it too!

The two signs you need are:

1. Did you drop off your ballot?
2. Did your local government confirm they received your ballot?

This is the way

Number three seems like the equivalent of assless chaps. I vote two

Let’s make sure to shame the people being bombarded by advertisements for 90% of their lives. That’ll motivate them to be more cognizant of botany

quick, distract everyone from the Vance stuff

I don’t know if they’re all bastards, but HR is absolutely not your friend. Human Resources <> protections for employees. Instead, Human Resources = protection for the company

The nintendo lawyers are gonna have to remind themselves not to send cease and desists to this place. Yknow, since the historical records housed there inherently infringe on various nintendo copyrights /s

times like these, I feel pretty shitty about how the world and I have condemned my kids to suffer the water wars in a handful of years

Go ahead. Throw your vote away Kang and Kodos laughter