*do not try this at home
oldfaintinggoat
joined 2 months ago
BootyShorts! T-bo are my fav
Once I ran with scissors, tripped and fell face down. The scissors landed handle side down, splayed open with the edges of both blades pressed against my jugulars as I fell into them. Luckily they were dull AF and I didn't fall hard. I have never and will never ever run with scissors again.
Sunset Mesa Funeral Home has entered the chat.
Snake jazz...