oldfaintinggoat

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Snake jazz...

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*do not try this at home

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BootyShorts! T-bo are my fav

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Once I ran with scissors, tripped and fell face down. The scissors landed handle side down, splayed open with the edges of both blades pressed against my jugulars as I fell into them. Luckily they were dull AF and I didn't fall hard. I have never and will never ever run with scissors again.

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Sunset Mesa Funeral Home has entered the chat.