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[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ridiculous! You would basically need the mass of a planet for that to work.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

I guess war does change.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (2 children)

"Is your computer connected to a power outlet? Yes? Could you please unplug it and plug it back in for me?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (4 children)

What about Texas?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

I don't think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

Calling the police right now! /s

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Astarion has the stride of a gazelle. A beautiful beautiful gazelle person.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Let me help you with an additional rule: horny and hungry hardening shall be coupled and only occur together or not at all.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Only my fangs.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago

COMEFROM is my go to function;

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Of course it is an argument! We are arguing!

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