mrkite

And yet it's still easy to write spaghetti code in Java. Just abuse inheritance. Where is this function implemented? No one knows but the compiler!

I would fix that bug but the complete rewrite that management has had me working on for the past two years will make it obsolete anyway.

Mom, put down the phone, I'm using the modem!

That's when you break out valgrind because you certainly are using uninitialized memory.

I'm trying to remember the last time I actually had a core file. I think core dumps have been disabled by default on Linux since at least 2000.

I don't use Ruby anymore, but I still use irb everyday as a command line calculator.

Tradition is just dead people's baggage. Doug Stanhope.

I'm not great with gdb but I think using the x cmd shows them.

Your result is correct, is just not displaying the leading zeros.

Known to cause heisenbugs. They're bugs that disappear when you try to measure them with a debugger or a printf.

Because the execs suck ass, everyone will lose their job eventually an yway.

One of the people reverse engineering the M1 GPU for Asahi Linux is a catgirl vtuber: https://www.youtube.com/asahilina