jobby

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

A nice prison cell awaits when her finances get brought to light.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 6 months ago

“I love the poorly educated.” ~ D. Trump

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

QUICK! EVERYONE!!! GO ON VACATION TO CANCUN!!!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

Broken by design

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Oh that’s a bonus feature!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Wow! Cool. Thank you.

TIL

[–] [email protected] 27 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Smoking makes lots of money for the tobacco companies and for governments. Hence not wanting to ban it.

It’s a weird drug of choice; -Super addictive. -Doesn’t really do anything except briefly offset addiction withdrawl symptoms. -Very expensive. -Makes people smell really awful.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Sooooooo, let’s guess who has lots of shares in the industry?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago

‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I think just a big wood chipper followed by a mobile reggae sound system bumping up the highway slowly, passing out food, medical supplies and weed to the inhabitants as they go past. Followed an hour later by ANOTHER sound system and several clearly branded flatbed trucks, with happy smiling people throwing candy and chocolate off the back to the re-assembled crowd.

Ain’t nobody stopping that parade.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago (2 children)

In case he poops his pants in rage?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

Ah look to be fair, that short generation Al thing has only become unusual in broader western society in the last hundred years or even less.

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