halvar

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well landing on a trampoline versus landing on basically anything else is a big difference. If I haven't landed on my head half a dozen times while in the trampoline, then I haven't landed on my head at all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

So then Romania will secede from Hungary, but then Moldova will secede from Romania. Now bare with me for a moment...

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

At least that's consistent.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

Why is it always the shitting anonself greentexts that get me?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

No, I just forgot the word jar. Not a native english speaker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

I found it in a ~~glass can~~ jar in a store near me and I'm not going back. No more mayo stuck in the can.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 months ago (4 children)

toot. toot. toot. TOOOOOT

and that's how the universe got created kids

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

Sure and then Santa gave everyone free librebooted thinkpads.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

Not only that, it can cause asphyxiation when inhaled and is known to have a yearly death toll easily in the ten thousands.

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