dumbass

Yeah, just walking out the first door is enough for me to not need the toilet anymore... Definitely new pants tho.

Awww man, I'm 2 years away from a bracket change.... My knees hurt more now.

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I think that's called a civil war.

A nice old style pub, preferably with a horseshoe shaped bar. Just something peaceful for me about a nice old style pub.

Fat cat!

My mum recorded this and would play it when she wanted me to goto bed early.

For me that meant that dinner was half an hour away. That tune always makes me hungry now.

I see absolutely nothing that could go wrong...

I used to like diamonds and guns by the transplants, now it makes me want to wash my hair.

Where won't that man hide?

Thank fuck I hate myself then.