drolex

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Wow you must be one of those Star Wars fan?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

Surely this graph is wrong? In 1974 couples used to meet while kung fu fighting. A lot of research tends to prove it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mate, it's impossible to work with you, we'll have to make you redundant, I'm sorry.

NO

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (3 children)

On se connaît pas. Je t'ai jamais croisé. Mais je suis en ce moment dans ma bagnole en direction de Lourdes où je vais faire vœu à la madonne de te trouver. Et quand je t'aurai trouvé, eh ben ! Ouais j'ai pas trop de plan en fait mais gare ! Je vais t'esglatcher.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago

Praying is a little bit like music though... Now that I think of it, breathing has this weird rhythmic quality. Maybe ban it plz?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago

Very sensible, thank you. I've seen a picture of a flower today, I'm still shaking. Witchcraft!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Only doctor? The neighbour's son is archdoctor! The family is dishonoured.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Have you ever torn up a giant tower disguised as a tree? Have you ever flooded and drowned thousands of orcs and goblins in anger, Peter? I was in the SAS during the war, Peter, and you can't imagine what I've seen and what I've done. I have goblin blood on my hands, and I feel no remorse. Would you like to know how a goblin squeals when he drowns, Peter? It's like a symphony of terror.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Which he spells thusly, with two D's

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

A badger took the pictures.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Haha stupid BuyNLarge fans, you're a bunch of mainstream gullible sheep. You'll buy any shit that big corpos will present you. Morons.

I don't fall in this consumer trap, I choose to buy my stuff at a little known shop. Sure it's more expensive but the quality is a lot higher. If you want to try, it's called B&L (by BuyNLarge).

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago (13 children)

They're flying into the eye of a cat5 hurricane???

Bloody hell. And I'm afraid of air turbulences...

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