doug

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sorry, I was oversimplifying/you’re right, time doesn’t slow down the smaller you get; I was thinking of how the smallest interval of time at the Planck scale can’t be defined with physics as we know it right now.

But iirc the closer you are to a higher concentration of gravity the more time slows down? I read it in a book Reality is Not What it Seems so I’m just lazily parroting things I have a casual interest in.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Imagine this being how you find out you’re colorblind.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Time is not static. Once you get down to the Planck scale, time seems to stop. So just make yourself very, very, very small and you can experience time stoppage.

Although it’s really our memory that dictates how we perceive the passage of time; our memory only records new information, if time stopped there would be no new information to record (nor could the neurons move to make a record). For all we know time stops all the time and we just don’t know it.

nice meme. I’m just here to drive engagement.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Hello, my name is Doug and I’m addicted to Farm Merge Valley.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

To be clear; nudity is fine, just not all-the-time, male-gaze shots put in akin to commercial breaks. Like Gurren Lagan; someone told me to try that one and ye gods the amount of times it was about boobs was ridiiiiiculous.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

mush up some banana, melt some butter, try and keep a cylinder out of that tube.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 183 points 6 days ago (16 children)

An no fan service/no upskirt/cleavage shots.

And no racist depictions.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago

What about walking a toy dinosaur over them ala Ben Affleck to Liv Tyler in the Criterion classic Armageddon?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Whatever helps drive engagement to Lemmy.

ENGAGEMENT. GET IT? ENGAGE.

FUCKING. LAUGH.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I’ll take what I can get.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago

“Whatever you want within what you can afford.” And staying home alone is cheap.

 
 

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i recently learned you're not supposed to run a microwave with nothing in it/it can fry itself broken.

but i want to heat up a plate to help keep the pancakes i put on it warm like they do in diners. putting just a plate in my microwave causes it to start freaking out 'cause i guess there's not enough stuff in there to absorb the energy(? this is what google tells me).

are the diners just putting the plates on a burner on low? that feels wrong.

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