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Who has ever said that dolphins aren't whales?

Fuck. I'd never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can't unsee it.

It's heading your way.

I actually like it when my cereals get soggy. Most "crunchy" things are just annoyingly hard. Anything harder than a potato chip just sucks.

All the more reason not to love them. They shouldn't even know your birthday.

I agree with your first half, but what the fuck is good about TikTok?

Why is that obvious? I'm really curious, especially since you're wrong.

No, no. You see, when a bible survives a house fire that destroys everything else, that's a miracle and shows god's grace.

Thanks for explaining the joke.

Imperial to lure them in, metric to finish them off.

The "among other things" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Developmental biology seems much more relevant to this case.

Life hack: buy a single strawberry, take a bite, and give it back because it is half eaten, so you get a full one anew. Repeat. Sounds like a flawless plan to me.