dephyre

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wouldn't this be a violation of the Logan Act?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 weeks ago (13 children)

Science is green, math is blue.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

This doesn't taste like cocaine!

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Any minute now… any minute.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Finally, he floats a policy I can get behind! Add dunkaroos and Sobe and I'm in.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

You only have to start wearing them once you become a programmer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But… but… the shareholders. ☹️

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Fuck you. I'm eating.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

"Maybe I will debate her, maybe I won't, maybe go fuck yourself."

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

'Hol up a minute.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

That and nobody will sleep with me, but mostly the PFAS.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

He prefers the term Furniture Fondler.

 
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