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That's a big capybara in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Huge. Oh... Did u guys see the capybara?

What song should I play for my bathroom neighbors? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Dante's Inferno: Beatrice A XXX Parody

Rudy Giuliani struggles to find an accountant: ‘nobody seems interested’ in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Hahaha.. So sad....

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Motorola releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 months ago (15 children)

You mean "Lenovo releases new 5G mid-range smartphone with 125 W charging and 144 Hz OLED display under the Motorola brand"?

Great FOSS Trailing service in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

You should sexually harrass your colleagues, mate. Not cool.

How dogs bark around the world in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Colleagues is Malaysian, she said this is bullshit. Haha.

Predictions on the state of work in the year 2000 in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 0 points 7 months ago

Not incorrect, Jeff Bezos is working fewer than 4 days a week and fewer than 8 hours on a workday.

When you're criminally accused, how do you pay your mortgage? in c/[email protected]

Jury convicts first rioter to enter Capitol building during Jan. 6 attack in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“His belief was wrong, but it was sincere,”

Haha. I love his attorney. I will use the same excuse when I stab my neighbor in the eye.

What's the longest line you've ever waited in? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago

Retirement. Queued up for 32 years and still unable to get to it.

BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPM in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What about the salmon and the halibut? :-D

BitLocker encryption broken in less than 43 seconds with sub-$10 Raspberry Pi Pico — key can be sniffed when using an external TPM in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (9 children)

Question: if I have an bitlocker encrypted SSD in a modern computer with embedded TPM, can I move this SSD to an old computer with external TPM to sniff the cod this way? Be gentle. I am dumb. Thanks.