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Teens admit to alarming phone time while driving | A new study shows just how big that distraction is among teen drivers, and the number one reason the phones are used has nothing to do with direc... (newatlas.com)
 
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The original was posted on /r/science by /u/chrisdh79 on 2025-07-03 12:22:34+00:00.

Original Title: Teens admit to alarming phone time while driving | A new study shows just how big that distraction is among teen drivers, and the number one reason the phones are used has nothing to do with directions.

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Scientists at the University of Helsinki discovered how plants heal their protective outer layer, the periderm. The diffusion of ethylene and oxygen through a wound triggers repair – a finding wit... (www.helsinki.fi)
 
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The original was posted on /r/science by /u/KoalaWide2345 on 2025-07-03 11:38:41+00:00.

Original Title: Scientists at the University of Helsinki discovered how plants heal their protective outer layer, the periderm. The diffusion of ethylene and oxygen through a wound triggers repair – a finding with potential implications for crop resilience, and food preservation.

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Morreu Diogo Costa, aos 28 anos, vítima de acidente de carro (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Johnyy34 on 2025-07-03 09:10:35+00:00.

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True though (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/DoggyPaddle_ on 2025-07-03 03:40:28+00:00.

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Lies!! (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Psyfreakpt on 2025-07-02 21:02:45+00:00.

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Damn Portugal, wrong saudade (old.reddit.com)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Lopsided-Tune-1247 on 2025-07-02 20:56:06+00:00.

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Instrutores de condução caralho (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/TastyCantaloupe7192 on 2025-07-02 20:39:20+00:00.

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STOP Killing Games - How Europe Can Save Gaming! (www.youtube.com)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/EpaTipoIsso on 2025-07-02 19:13:42+00:00.

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Hóme cumabóbera (old.reddit.com)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Zuvazz on 2025-07-02 18:42:10+00:00.

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Não aceito que estejamos a perder para os franceses.... eu dizia para chamar a padeira, mas neste caso..... (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Beneficial_Bug_9793 on 2025-07-02 15:45:51+00:00.

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Atravessar a passadeira (old.reddit.com)
 
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The original was posted on /r/portugalcaralho by /u/Dry_Patience4948 on 2025-07-01 23:08:27+00:00.

Tinha acabado de comprar tabaco na bomba de gasolina, sigo para casa e tenho de atravessar a passadeira. Lá vem um maluco dos transfers a todo o gás, quando entro na passadeira ele ainda vem longe, mas vem de uma rotunda todo lançado, numa zona de 50, parecia que vinha a mais de 100. Acelero para atravessar, ainda vacilo um bocado durante a passagem por ver o tipo cada vez mais próximo e com pouca capacidade, ou vontade, para travar. Acabo a salvo do outro lado, de braços abertos a olhar para o senhor, que abranda o suficiente já em cima da passadeira para olhar para mim e aproveito para trocar com ele a seguinte ideia:

  • Tás com pressa fdx!
  • E se eu tiver com pressa qual é o teu problema? Eu tenho pressa!
  • Um bocado rápido aqui nesta zona não?
  • Foste atropelado? Não vês que consegui parar?
  • Por sorte, desta vez!
  • Vê-lá se queres que pare aqui à frente e vou te aos cornos!
  • Então pára! Mas não tás com pressa?
  • Crloghluai....(?) - Seguiu sem parar

Ganhei?

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Paul Sorvino is so good, he had everyone fooled. (i.redd.it)
 
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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/from_the_bayou on 2025-07-02 19:58:36+00:00.

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