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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Can't even sign into AT&T to view/report the outage. You can (conveniently enough) sign in to pay your bill if you want. AFAIK, the 70k number is the number of reports at Downdetector. It's probably 100s of thousands affected, if not millions.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Chewie's head on a robot spider-body would be bitchin', but didn't they already do that with Darth Maul in Clone Wars? or did I dream that up?

Now, Chewie's head floating in an armored bacta tank on top of a massive Gort-like body would be pretty cool.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Perhaps they should have read immanuel on how to concoct propaganda.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In a year or ten hence, the people that voted against this will turn their taps and get nothing but brown sludge, then howl "why isn't the government doing something about this?!?!?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Currently rewatching. He's still in Seattle and just got his job back after months of not working and not changing his lifestyle in the slightest. He must not really need the job all that much.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Where does Frasier live?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

"That darned lawbreaker figured out all the right words to say, and in the correct order too! My hands are tied!" -some hapless clerk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago

millENiAls ARe DEstRoYINg tHEiR paREnts' RetiREmENt SAVinGS!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

"Gonna fix it up. Pinstripe exterior, a 4-barrel carb. Maybe a Grumman 817 inertial guidance, electronic countermeasures. And when I save a little money, a classic Raytheon X-193 class 2 half-megaton warhead. Then I can show it off at the meetup on weekends."

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (2 children)

From what I've seen dumb TVs are usually a few hundred more than a smart TV with similar specs. In fact, I've looked in the big box stores near me and can't even find dumb TVs. Even the crappy 32-inch 720p $200 Hisense is a smart TV.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago

"Sorry, but you clicked 'okay' on the terms and conditions. It specifically says that we reserve the right to alter or remove software offerings on our devices at our discretion.

It also says that your first-born child is to be delivered to Samsung headquarters freight prepaid within 90 days of acknowledgement of the terms. I see from our automated face tracking that you have three children and we have not yet confirmed receipt of... let's see.... Molly, is it? I'll give you a 30 day grace period, after which we will remotely melt your television. How does that sound?"

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Microsoft IN SHAMBLES after being SLAMMED by Internet Article.

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