TedJ70

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Enjoy!

I've been trying to organise a date night with my wife but finding a sitter for six kids is tricky.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Swimming lessons for the kids in the morning, then eye examinations for four of them. Home for lunch, then pressure cleaning the courtyard and laying fresh mulch in preparation for toilet training my 6 week old puppies.

I'll also clean out the aviary and last fresh sand for the quails if I have time, then probably a family movie, enchiladas for dinner followed by whatever my eight year old bake.

Just another Saturday.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 8 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Incidence of thrombosis was much higher in people who contracted COVID, mind you.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Of course not. I doubt I could even find the armpits on an F16.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In many markets your smartphone is your primary, or only, computing device. Many people use their phones as media consumption devices. Those are the two primary drivers of our ever growing handsets.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Why not pay hospitality workers a halfway decent wage, and leave tipping for exemplary service? That's how it works in the rest of the developed world.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I believe he's implying he was asleep during geography.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Wow, thanks for the new rabbit hole! I love how Matt Groening also incorporated elements of the video clip into Futurama's title sequence.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I collect flashlights and am registered as a flasher...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I believe this is how they name volcanoes in Iceland. Eyjafjallajökull my ass.

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