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We'll all be dead soon, Frosty. We never even got enough snow to make a snowman this winter.

I thought Harry Potter's friend was pronounced her-mee-ohn for the first three books.

Take it easy there, Satan.

She's hideous inside and out.

Always look at the hands. AI still doesn't understand hands.

And look, Anya is wearing "Golden Labia" by Alexander McQueen.

If all the meat on earth disappeared tomorrow, I would become a vegetarian before ever knowingly consuming a bug.

This needs to not be legal.

Very Monty Python-esque.

E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

I like the cut of your jib, SatansMaggotyCumFart.

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