SpiceyDejarik

I was a chemistry major in college. The tests all came with a periodic table for reference. Didn't have to memorize a thing. We were even allowed to use calculators! High school was full of lies.

You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.

And when you take the screenshot and crop it, there's a share button at the top you can use to send it. The share screen shows buttons for your most recent text contacts, so it's really easy to accidentally tap the wrong person this way.

I can’t guarantee the Wookie will win. Place your bets and let’s see who loses an arm.

Less of an American thing, and more of a Shitpost thing.

https://knowyourmeme.com/editorials/guides/what-in-the-world-is-perpetual-1-day-blinding-stew-the-meme-explained

Maybe for some lucky folks. I get Christmas Day. If the boss is feeling generous hey may let us leave early on Christmas Eve. We’re off for Easter, but since we’re closed on Sunday anyway it’s not actually a holiday.