Semi-Hemi-Demigod

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

Well that didn't take long.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they'll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A big one is that pregnancy and child birth SUUUUUCK. Women finally have the ability to avoid it entirely, and I don't blame them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You dodged three bullets, bro. If a woman gets turned off by asking then she's either not into you or she wants you to chase her, and both should be deal-breakers.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I'd think it would be common sense not to be driving when you have a court appearance. I'd put on at least a collared shirt and a tie and take the call from a quiet place where there's nothing else going on.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

🇺🇸 *And I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know I'm free" 🦅

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Code 50 lines and whaddaya get?

Another day older and deeper in debt.

Saint Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go

I owe my soul to the private equity group who owns my house.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Hopefully this works out better than the time they made iTunes for Windows

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

If a woman has a problem with me asking if I can touch her then I probably don't want to.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You're getting almost as jaded as I am. Welcome to the club! We have punch but it's bitter like our hearts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  1. Pay people a penny per pound for collecting plastic waste
  2. Pass this fee along to plastic producers
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