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plant some tools in their gardens

I plant vegetable and flowers in my gardens.

Alimentation

It smacks of Victorian literature. I'll be adding this one to my verbiage, thanks.

So today we're going to learn how to tie a shoe. I like tying shoes, I tie a lot of shoes and I think other people tie shoes too, so I'm doing a video on tying shoes.

Without further ado, let's jump right in.

So tying shoes is really important. Lots of people tie shoes every day and so it's something that you need to know. So in this video we're going to talk about tying shoes. If you want to learn how tie shoes you're in the right place! We're talking about tying shoes.

So without further ado, let's jump right in.

So in this video we're going to talk about tying shoes .... [5 more minutes of talking without actually giving any information whatsoever]

I vastly prefer non-optimal life to not existing at all.

How could you possibly know that? Do you remember not existing?

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The donkey is the closest there is to an ass emoji.

So can you answer his question or did you just see an opportunity to brag about yourself.

For every example like this there are a million examples of poor people staying poor.

Social mobility is much less than we like to pretend it is.

Once when I was 11 I actually sang that whole song while on a long drive with my dad.

I can't believe he put up with it.

I have narrowed it down to something that's pretty exclusively used to preserve pork

I don't know of any preservatives that are exclusively used for pork. I'm a butcher so I have pretty good knowledge of that stuff. I didn't really expect it would help you but I thought I'd take a shot in the dark.

I don't really feel like I'm missing out anyways.

Grocery store sausages, definitely not.

The oil painting filter in gimp would do this in about one second.

Some ideas you've probably already considered:

• Nitrates and nitrites: in pretty much every commercial sausage. May be listed in the ingredients as curing salt or Prague powder.

• Onion or garlic powder

• Breadcrumbs

• Emulsifiers: in any kind of hotdog or Weiner where it's all blended and looks smooth, as opposed to a sausage where you can actually see little pieces of fat and meat. Listed in the ingredients as some kind of gum or some kind of glyceride.

Is he drinking out of a sippy cup?