PrimarilyPrimate

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago (10 children)

When my late husband said, "why you syphilitic son of a bitch" I knew that he was really angry at someone and if he said "rats in a dishpan" then something just went haywire. He passed away 30 years ago now and I have never heard another person say those things.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

OMG me too!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

Just think about being that cat. Wander around a neighborhood and see a person on their deck sitting in a chair, go over and lay on their belly.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can't think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Do you think that there's sleeping quarters in the tip?

[–] [email protected] 54 points 3 months ago (9 children)

In Pennsylvania it's called the Hershey squirts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I wonder if they can tell another elephant what their name is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago

I think that those notify the blind driver behind you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

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