Paranoidfactoid

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The Onion Says It Has Bought Infowars, Alex Jones’s Site, Out of Bankruptcy in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Guess InfoWars will begin publishing more factual articles, then.

Its not going to grow by itself in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Kinky is as kinky doesn't.

Its not going to grow by itself in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Hope she's into orgasm denial.

Nearly 80,000 pounds of Costco butter recalled for missing 'Contains Milk statement': FDA in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A type 1 phaser set to the lowest stun setting will melt butter patties if you just flash it on and off quickly.

Period tracking app refuses to disclose data to American authorities in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 days ago (4 children)

That will last only until a judge signs a warrant.

What's a woman? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's a quip, not a manifesto.

If Republican's were really worried about the nuclear family and abortion, They would make it so that a family could live on a single income again. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They're not listening to me.

What's a woman? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (5 children)

A woman is sugar and spice and everything nice. Until she is scorned. Then hell hath no fury.

If Republican's were really worried about the nuclear family and abortion, They would make it so that a family could live on a single income again. in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (5 children)

This logic doesn't align with their mass deportation policy.

Can I install Linux on this? in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

OS/2 WARP MIGHT BE THE BETTER CHOICE

The White House Will Be Shedding Its Union Label in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yes. Makes you wonder about the top leadership.

No sex. No dating. No marriage. No children. Interest grows in 4B movement to swear off men in c/[email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

Get back to me when you have methods to test, data collection from a large sample size, and positive results all published in a peer reviewed medical journal.