OopsAllTwix

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

To be fair, there was one time when somebody else shit my pants.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Bake 'em away toys!

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

I want my food dyed and my clothing salted. Toothpaste is a waste. I use Duncan Hines frosting instead.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I think the Secret Service detail assigned to Trump might have a problem with that. I think Biden killing Trump or canceling the election would be a gift to the Republicans that they don't need. One can dream though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

I have a small dog who likes to pull anything down that he can. Blankets off of the couch, towels off of the bar, sweatshirts off of the chair. He seems pretty chuffed with himself he proudly sits next to his handiwork. My wife and I think he just likes doing it because it's all he really can do. It's harmless and he seems to enjoy it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Gettin' two birds stoned at once.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

That's what probably happened.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

It's pretty hard and bleak.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. I'm working my way through his works.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Etc is a folder full of bloat that should be deleted from every Linux distro install.

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