This reminds me of an old Mad magazine "Snappy Answers To Stupid Questions". What do you attribute your long life to? The fact that I haven't died yet.
OopsAllTwix
joined 5 months ago
"You're"
He put his pants on in the morning just like everyone else
I replaced the backlight strips in mine last summer, and it's still going strong.
Incraption
We should donate sharp golf clubs to his neighbor.
Some people liked her song.
We are ALL ugly dogs on this blessed day!
There's also Mabox, Archcraft, and Arco.
That's Whack homey!
The Orion and/or Tristar pictures logo.
"Conservative firebrand". I prefer "stupidity enthusiast".