ObstreperousCanadian

"My nipples! They explode with delight!"

But he's not a woman.

Genuinely surprised and disheartened to learn that Karl Rove is still alive.

"Behold, a house!"

Looks cool! Oh... it's already on my wishlist!

Tool did that once. Die Eier von Satan. It's a pretty different recipe than scones, though.

I genuinely am pretty stable under pressure. What happens, though, is that work will just keep piling on the pressure until you hit your breaking point.

Sorry, but the only sports games I play are racing games. So not all Canadians.

Wouldn't that be sloth, though?

Edit: I hadn't expanded the image. I was clearly too slothful.

Weird

It's impressive that he managed to avoid touching any grass for 11 years!

I have a player like this. He always specs out all the options on spreadsheets and tries to find the optimum builds for any RPG we play. Which is fine, but I got really tired of him telling everyone else how to play their characters in D&D that we've only been playing other RPGs for the past few years where build optimization is less of a thing.