LumpyPancakes

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ooga Ooga Mushka.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I microwaved a few from 2008 last month. They smell of cancer if you do that though.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Throws in "Flight of the Navigator" to skip forward eight years.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I did the same. Will do until the apps integrate translation.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

"How about a nice game of chess?"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Whopper or Wopr?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Made zero difference to my wife. Still downs a 700ml bottle of gin every weekend. (Plus the litre of tonic water.)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Hey, it's the reward for having a cold - that feeling as you pull out a booger that detaches from deep in the back of your sinuses.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

There's something down there!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I thought it was gonna be 1060 West Addison.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

In Australia we have a thing called a part 9 debt agreement. If you enter into one of those it's an 'act of bankruptcy' but you have an agreement with creditors to pay them off over a long period and potentially without interest.

Once in an agreement I believe they must stop hassling you.

Source: had one 20+ years ago.

I could have gone bankrupt instead, but it wasn't fair to the people who I owed money to.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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