JokeDeity

None of those things are dead though?

So how's the single life?

ID10T error.

The edible dormouse (Glis glis)

Glizzies

Don't worry, all religions are fake.

I can't wrap my head around carrying a child for that long inside you only to be like this 2 months later.

Nope, I'm just dumb after looking again. 🤣

Is this clock wrong half the time or am I just dumb?

Shashasha

The idea that you need to pass on your specific genes is intensely moronic.

Yeah, she might "think" your a fatass if you order more, but I'm sure you aren't and don't look it.

Not fangirling at over payed athletes is always an option. I don't watch any sports and I'm not dead yet.