JWBananas

Brother printers won't even let you print in black after you're out of yellow for three weeks.

I was shadowbanned from /r/risa for making a shitpost about it a few years ago 😅

There's Earl Grey in that nebula

Then as smart phones took off, all the companies quadrupled down on the walled garden idea

Yahoo and MSN had interop before smartphones existed. AIM and Google Talk (Jabber) as well.

When smart phones took off, Facebook Messenger actually had Jabber support (which also gave it interop with AIM and Google Talk).

The consolidation and walled gardens unfortunately came back later.

Good bot

Nickelback

in "Russia"

See also: John Oliver's take from 6 years ago

https://youtu.be/GvtNyOzGogc?si=YHabkkb1NZ8aGROS

Polishing up your resume and LinkedIn?

Are you okay?

Fighter pilot reflexes