Hank

There's also the lumberjack song...

UwU

Weird way to write weaponized autism.

How many dead skydivers do you have to see to rank them?

Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

Penis.

Here you go.

Did you know that 12% of the American population commits 50% of all beef eatings?

Sorry but those numbers line up too well not to make this joke.

How many cats do you have?

It's too bad that the brain doesn't have the capability to feel itself. Imagine the fun of having a little buddy wiggling through your thoughts.
Maybe it'd even tickle :3

Ich finde ja, dass eine textilummantelte Kette ein deutlich nervigeres Ziel ist wenn man mit dem Bolzenschneider unterwegs ist.
Wenn man nicht gerade echt viel Geld fürs Fahrrad ausgibt reicht es ja, wenn das eigene Rad besser geschützt ist als das daneben.

I want to fuck prostitutes Patrick Bateman style flexing in front of this mural and instead of looking in the mirror I'm maintaining eye contact with Thomas.

Aren't Uruk Hai really sensible to light? So the riders had vision, the high ground, morale and momentum on their side.