GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I wonder where they'll find handcuff keys at Riker's Island.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

What a nasty reply to a post. Nasty like we have never seen before. Probably the nastiest reply in the history of the internet. accordion hands intensify

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

We like the Peruvian. I was iffy about the Sumatran because it was already ground, but my partner loves dark roasts, and I must admit, it's really good. One caveat, the instructions on the bag say two rounded tablespoons per 6 oz. cup, and that's far too much. We like our coffee strong and find that one tablespoon for every two 6 oz cups is plenty.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (3 children)

About $30/month USD when we can afford to order from Stone Street. We get by on much less from Aldi during leaner times, which still isn't that bad.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A slave to tobacco from his first puff. He was hooked from the gecko.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren't loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

They always change my headlight switch from "auto" to "off". I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

"It's a lovely morning in the village, and you are a horrible goose."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

For the party animal who looks and a beer hat and thinks, "I can do better."

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 months ago (2 children)

XcQ, link stays blue.

[–] [email protected] 102 points 2 months ago (3 children)

"This whole joy and love fest doesn't exist in the real world," said Lindsay Graham, from his mountaintop cave overlooking Whoville.

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