GreenPlasticSushiGrass

joined 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 133 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I hate that moment when your lungs shut down at night.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In other news, the nomination of Matt Gaetz as AG by Donald Trump has moved the Mitt Romney Outrage Meter from "distasteful" to "bothersome".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Well, we have a sex offender as president-elect, so why not?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some possibilities that might cheer you up:

  1. Trump is obviously in declining physical and mental health that might force him to step down. Of course, this just gives us shitbird #2, but at least he might be smart enough to not tank the economy.

  2. Maybe the Republicans will do something about him. We've seen some Republicans publicly come out against him, and there are probably a lot more who oppose him privately. Republicans are cowardly bastards, but they're also greedy bastards, so they might invoke the 25th before Trump crashes the economy with tariffs.

  3. Maybe Judge Juan Merchan will sentence him. I'm not sure how this works legally, and this is so unprecedented that I don't think anybody really does, but maybe, just maybe, Merchan will say "fuck it" and give the Republicans a little constitutional crisis to go along with their election victory.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago

I like that God wears a wizard had that says "god" and nothing else.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

"Your past isn't really your past, it's just what you remember." -- Courtesy of some dank edibles.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mary Scary will not kill you if you put enough booze in your mince pie.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Damn, good guess! That beats the hell out of "ceremonial".

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Still waiting for that bass to drop...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When I load it, I get the message, "Looking for data files" and below that "Fonts (this might take a while)". And it does take a while.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well sure, but the regulars are there for more than just the movies and probably are not aspiring to a career in politics.

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