"Have you heard a little guy named Job? That's right. God tests us sometimes."
Elysium
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God said so. The Brits were only guided by God.
(Monarchist "logic," probably. Monarchs rule by "divine mandate" or whatever, usually. Admitting that their grandpa was just the most evil asshole in a particular situation to grab power doesn't instill as much faith as saying "nah, God did that. God loves my family.")
Oh Christ, shut the fuck up. Someone roll out the goddamn French chopping device.
If we end up in the worst of all universes where that dumb fuck is "restored" to his throne then I'm immediately swapping stances. Sign me up to liberate Iran from monarchy. Let's go liberate the UK too. Drop some bunker busters on whatever that stupid castle is called where the KWEEN MUM lived and sausage fingers Charles currently resides.
Look at the map, squeeze your eyes, that q can turn into an n. Squint at a calendar and it can look like 2005