EdgeOfToday

I mean it would be better if it was just Les Burney, but i guess that's a little too on the hose.

Right, no one saw bigfoot because the Haitians ate him. There's almost nothing the Haitians won't eat. /s

Can i take one of these to Hogwarts?

Well everyone nose about inflation, but what about a clown's right to shoes?

Mozart was a child prodigy. He started playing piano at age 4, and at age 5 he started composing piano pieces that are still played today. He wrote a symphony at age 8 and an opera at 14. There is a legend that as a child, he heard a choir sing an Allegri piece and went home and transcribed the entire thing from memory.

Gold, frankincense, and myrrhuana