Codpiece

If only there was a whey to revive it.

It was no Virgin Megastore.

You wouldn’t want to be a werewolf, that’s for sure. Or a vampire.

Just because it’s there, doesn’t mean you have to milk the pun for all it’s worth.

Not sure it’s just limited to driving. Lots of self entitled cunts everywhere.

Those crazy Japanese really will put anything in a vending machine.

Eww, why would you lick a cow clean???

There’s no problem, just eat them quicker.

Is your weekly consumption of honey about the weight of two bears by any chance?

Well unless you’ve got a species that has become extinct in the wild and you’re working to restore it….

You need to shell out for a new joke book.

If I knew two very large armies were heading my way for a massive fight, I think I’d have got out of the way. Maybe there wasn’t anyone around who could have told you where it happened. Maybe they were more concerned with where their next turnip was coming from.