CPMSP

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

What happened to his stupid fucking ear pillow?

Pretty quick surgical work.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Did it leave a stain on South Dakota?

[–] [email protected] 71 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The difference between being FOR something and being AGAINST something.

Die mad motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Masochism and addiction

[–] [email protected] 37 points 4 months ago

Have you seen those movies and what happens to the guys dressed like that?

Try again, Freddy / Jason / Michael / motherfucker

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

No I moved out when I was 17.

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Remember kids, if a person asks "What would you do if I asked you out?" -- that person is asking you out.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Marriage in the eyes of a state is a legal contract. I don't think faith is a barrier or consideration in this context.

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