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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

2016 election: idiot one or two.
2024 election: felon or Designated Survivor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The conspiracy theorists all say Joe is supposed to step down and Gavin Newsom somehow is added to the ticket which then will win. These conspiracy theorists also say that candidates are selected in advanced by the powers that be and it's all pagentry to deceive the gullible masses. These people would also say Joe's bad debate performance was part of the pagentry. Just remember this post later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Gavin Newsom doesn’t even seem to be all that popular in California. I have no idea why people think he’s a winner.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

If the point of taking drugs is to "enhance your performance" then Biden took every drug he should NOT have taken before that debate.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

If you insist on being the candidate, Joe, please take actual drugs before debates. As many as you can.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whole malarkey shit they are trying to push like it's a great image is so fucking dumb, it would be cute if my grandpa in hospice said it but it's fucking incredibly out of touch when the president of the United states says it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They can't deny that he's older than dirt, might as well lean into the cuter parts about that fact

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

When do we start fetishizing his cute wittle ear hair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Absolutely. It's one of the more memorable videos from that time.

You'll get this CD over my dead body. That's good I was planning it.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Biden needs that pure old Colombian cocaine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They've got plenty, so if they're not just handing it over they must want Trump to win 😂

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Clearly they should have pumped him full of unicorn blood and stem cells.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Lol I KNEW HE WAS ALREADY DEAD!! That picture was taken in the cooler fridge where they keep his body in storage in-between sessions of weekend at Bernies style puppeteering.

I can't believe I have to vote for an actual corpse...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

HOW IS THIS REAL!?!?

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