Life sucks, no doubt, but you're here and you have to get used to it. The best advice I can provide is slurp up all the good moments you can and savor the taste, so their memories will get you through the hard spots. Repeat until dead.
ArugulaZ
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"If you don't have these little 'advertisements' cleaned up by the time we get back, I'LL come to Quark's... and believe me, I'll have FUN."
Man, now you just trollin'.
I get a laugh out of Sisko doing a silly child's dance in Lethal Candyland, in that episode of DS9 when they make first contact with a bunch of gambling aliens. "Allamarane! Count to four! Allamarane! Then three more!" It's those little moments in Star Trek where respected actors humiliate themselves for the sake of the plot that are just so great to watch. See also Armin Shimerman as the silvery announcement box in one of the early TNG episodes.
Fruit Stripe gum had the unfortunate distinction of being the most delicious thing you've ever put in your mouth, a total whirlwind of flavor... for five seconds. Then it's just sugar, then shortly after that, it's just nothing. It's like something Willy Wonka would have wished for on a monkey's paw.
And if Biden wins, Trump will recognize the inevitability of his imprisonment and kill himself. Then he'll be dead from day one to the rest of eternity, which is a better deal from where I'm standing.
I disagree with the idea of Elon Musk, yet here he is anyway.
Oh God, that is so painfully true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be longingly caressing this rope without actually tying it into a noose.
Sure, and the kill-billies who support you when they're not shooting up black churches and Wal-Marts are upstanding American citizens.
Google, currently embroiled in an anti-trust lawsuit for having too much control over the internet, is pleading poverty. How amusing.
Anyone else ever think of pulling the plug on election day? It's just too much, man. I suffered through one term of Trump; I can't do it again.
More importantly, what is Little Critter? A groundhog? A capybara?
He hasn't read this many disturbing responses since he was introduced to Sesame Street in the first place.